What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

Dr No

What was something you did naughty with your cousin?

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

How long will it take Christian president-elect Donald J. Trump to restore our nation's moral values?

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

What real evidence is there to believe in legends such as the story of Atlandida or the lost continent of Lemuria?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.